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The skit scenes with different characters or lines that rarely work in comedy books never worked in his and should be deleted entirely.The one compliment I can pay is that I would have thought this was all funny when I was fourteen years old.
The advice column format gets tired before it even gets going. The advice column format gets tired before it even gets going. He must have gone to my profile and seen that there is message about "unsolicited advertising" with a link to a (banned, anti-spam) review.His portrayal of this work as "love advice" came off as just plain slimy.With the misogyny, racism, homophobia and complete ignorance of female anatomy and human sexuality, jokes that would have been okay in a comedy bar seemed sad and juvenile under the guise of being part of an advice book.I was offered an advance readers copy of this ebook this morning, at no charge, and, regrettably, I accepted the offer. Free was PATHETICALLY BAD.“NOTE TO SELF: If you lose any more IQ points you will legally be allowed to mate with caribou.”--screen 30/587Maybe I'll go to hell for panning a gift, but BABY, YOU'RE AS SWEET AS 3.14159265: 101 FUNNY LOVE ADVICE ANSWERS, 20 SEXY STORIES AND LOTS OF JOKES, by Hogwild, is spectacularly unfunny, uninteresting, unentertaining and unreadable. After struggling through the first 100 (of 587) dull and boring screens ( 17%) I'd had more than too much to assuage my conscience, and blessedly bailed.I was offered an advance readers copy of this ebook this morning, at no charge, and, regrettably, I accepted the offer. Recommendation: Do not waste even one minute on this one. I'm laughing so hard, I am shaking like a little shrub in the wind as it’s approached by a Great Dane with a full bladder! I don't really want to keep reading the same stuff over and over.He may be fine live but his comedy was not meant for books. Hog Wild fancies himself to be like Dan Savage, the columnist and public speaker whose witty observations on love and sex are as funny as they are accurate.
Instead, this is a stream-of-consciousness rough draft badly in need of an editor and a friend who cares about the author enough to stop him from inflicting himself on the world in this way.
---Girls like when you tell them about the adorable things that children do. WARNING: Content may not be suitable for people offended by naughty words, honest thoughts about love, and sexual thoughts of sextastic sex with sexy people.
For instance, like when my little nephew asked me, "When babies are in the tummy do they use mommy's belly button as a window? I have now read a considerable extract of this book. Cons: Your time isn't, and you can't get it back once its gone I have now read a considerable extract of this book. Cons: Your time isn't, and you can't get it back once its gone.
In addition to the horrible formatting and atrocious typos (grammatical and spelling errors I've come to expect from the self-published) this work is not organized at all.
There is no beginning, middle or end, and there was obviously no effort made to revise and cull the bad jokes.
Get a job and pose in front of your cubicle.---Dear Guy at the Dance Club, Please stop grinding random girls from behind like you are some kind of creepy penis-shaped bulldozer.---They say you can get a girl to like you, if you can make her jealous.